Austin Fanzine Project

[photocopied clip art of the dictionary illustrations of 'antiaircraft gun' and 'anchovy', and 'The Devil lies in wait...' with a little devil image]

[the following is handwritten in Jennifer LaSuprema Hecker's hand]

Well, I'm sittin' at home at 12:30 on a friday night brooding. I just got kicked out of Emo's (along with my friend Steve) by some bastard who was just doing his job - fucker! Yeah, I know I shouldn't have ben drinking, but fuck, couldn't he have just taken my beer & made me wear a dunce cap or something? I was there to see the Grifters, my favorite band in the universe. Couldn't his have happened some other time? FUCK! I'm so pissed. Ok, thanx for listening. (Oh, and you, you COMMIE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE, if you are reading this, I want you to know I'm gonna carry this to my fucking grave and I hope you reach yours soon.)

[handwriting changes as Steve takes over]]

Same goes for me and yeh you fucker I sure hope I can Help you reach your grave quietly bastard. Steve.

Issue Staff: Iron Fist......Jennifer Seasoned Veteran...Susan Vicious Upstart....Steve

And Cameo Apperances by: Jeff Breeze Dave Nickerson Jackie Belvin Ben Hecker Carl Jason Trent(aka Oswald Caligula III) *all uncredited writing was probably done by Jennifer 1,4,5s Pics by Jasmine Jopling

-art by Tim Inklebarger Brien Hindman Trevor Wallace

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Table of Contents

Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 an interview by susan and steve.....................1

Memphis, Tennessee jennifer's road trip journal...........................10

Rekkerd Reviews ...........................................16

Minnesota, Chicago and the Grifters Jennifer keeps on travelin'............................18

From the Musty Basement of... ...Steve Deconstructionalist..............................23

An Open Letter To Michael Corcoran Jason Trent flies off the handle.......................24

Nickerson Goes West another failed attempt to escape..........................29

Columbia Breeze a Missouri college scene report......................33

Jackie Takes Manhattan New York as Seen through the eyes of a Louisiana native................................36

Gourmet Cookin' two recipes and hot cookin' tips.........................38

Print Reviews ...........................................40

Railroad Jerk an interview by susan ...............................41

1,4,5s and Teen Titans an interview by susan ...............................49

Tomato Time..............................................57

[clip art of dictionary illustration for 'beavers': "Beavers 1. beaver raised 2. beaver closed"]]