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Geek Weekly #3

GW#3 - p12 (10)
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GW#3 - p12 (10)

Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck.

Ok, so my daddy gave me a free ticket to see the Rolling Stones in San Antonio a while back. Now, I knew they were gonna suck, but I didn't realize how sad it was gonna make me.

Two of my dearest friends went with me- the poor saps actually paid for their tickets- and when we got there (even after days of speculation and anticipation of a sick spectacle) our mouths fell open in sheer disgust. There were thousands of people there who had paid $62 each to see this once- great band suck.

We sat with my pop and his friends, which turned out pretty well, since whoever else we would have sat next to probably would have strangled us for our lack of enthusiasm. Not that Dad was particularly pleased with our group cynicism, but I'm his kid, so he has to love me and all.

So anyway, somewhere lurking in the back of my mind was the faintest hope that the Stones would actually put on a decent show and maybe play some old shit like, say, "Stupid Girl" or something. Of course they didn't. The show sucked hard. They mostly played their new crap and some old stuff which peaked at the level of, oh, "Beast of Burden." Aack!!

The two highlights for me were when the great plumes of red flame shot from various parts of the set (instilling hope in our hearts that we might get to witness a Michael Jackson/Pepsi-type incident) and running into Bill Jeffery

[image from a toothbrush package reading, "Replaceable Heads ...Ecologically Correct!"]

Last edit almost 10 years ago by Jennifer Hecker

Geek Weekly #4

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The Welcome Wagon

Howdy boys and girls. Welcome to the long-awaited debut of the new Geek Weekly. Although this magazine is still ruled by Jennifer and all the decisions are ultimately hers, she is easily persuaded to accept ideas which are not her own (like writing in the third person, for instance). Therefore, I hereby officially invite you to enjoy the fruits of the labor of several of the most luminous stars in today's punk rock, journalistic, and artistic communities. You will read the writings of the lovely and talented Jackie Belvin (actually an actress by trade); the professional and dignified scribe, Jason Trent, constructs a brilliant and rational diatribe; witness GW's first, tentative steps into the world of the internet (write us at geek@mail.utexas.edu); peruse a long distance contribution from Msr. Jeff Breeze of Columbia (Missouri); Susan and Steve ask all the questions you always wanted to ask the rock stars (and they get answers, too); Jennifer LaSuprema takes you on the road (heh, heh) and she also pastes a lot of crap in the white space so the text is harder to read; contemplate the artistic stylings of world-renowned #2 pencil artist, Timothy Inklebarger; and laugh out loud at the riotous humor of Bill Jeffery's cartooning; and see one of the freakish depictions that only Brian Hindman is capable of (this one looks like Norman fucking Rockwell compared to the rest of his stuff). And more!! I think the incredibly long delay of this issue will be justified herein (just like that kick-ass Grand Royal #2).

Your devoted servant, Jennifer LaSuprema

PS- If it wasn't for that damned Ice Storm '96 this would've been out last July.

PS- Don't forget to order your patented, durable, high-quality, double-stitched, burlap-super-safety-steel-toed-waterproof Geek Weekly merchandise. It's goin' fast.

New: email! geek@mail.utexas.edu

Last edit almost 7 years ago by ClaudiaDurand

Geek Weekly #9

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God Guy (Comics page)

Story by Daniel Johnston Art by Bill Jeffery ©2001

Hey!!!

Hey!! -- You heard about that God guy?

What about that God guy?

I used to know God personally.

What do you mean?

I couldn't hear nothin' ... but I think I began to know God on a street one day ...

On this street I saw a single tin can with no paint on it ...

The wind was blowing it around and the whole time there was a little roach in it ...

Then out of the blue I heard a voice say "Somebody talking about me?"

Then the moon came out and everyone saw their favourite t.v. show and yelled we want pizza!!!

We want pizza!! We want pizza!!!

Hey!! I want pizza too ...

Last edit about 4 years ago by Marta
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