2 - January 1904

[flower drawing] MIKE [flower drawing]

{with apoligies to Rudyard Kipling}

There's a little blue-eyed girl, Which is Mike,

And she's always in a whirl, Is Mike,

She is found at No. 6 Where they're sometimes in a mix. For she's always playing tricks Aren't you Mike?

In a space you'll sometimes see Little Mike

Doing Trigonometry, Poor Mike,

Then she'll shut the book and call 'Girls, I'm going up the hall To get a tennis ball." Our Mike

When she passes near the phone, Little Mike,

If she thinks she's quite alone, Clever Mike,

Right at that phone she'll stand Then, receiver in her hand A number she'll demand Won't you Mike?

She's a little down on Dutch Fraulein Mike

And we cannot blame you much Can we Mike?

At Euclid she is fine At sight reads Cataline And at French will always shine Will Mike.

Then here's to Florence A

Little Mike, Mike, Mike She's always bright and gay Our Mike, Mike, Mike It will be a sad, sad day If you ever go away And we hope you'll always stay Bless you Mike!

Wanted:- A girl to look after the "Baby" when he goes skating.

A charitably disposed person to mend my gown: must be fond of work and a neat sewer. ....... Apply to W.H. Prell.

An assistant to assist the editor and assistant editor of Quasi Francais

An electric bell to waken Miss Hodge in time for Saturday morning lectures.

[Image - back of person (likely a young woman) with a large black hat, their hair drawn back with a black bow in it, wearing a coat and skirt]

A New Geologist

[drawing of a door] AN INTERVIEW

Skipping, skipping little May How I wonder if the day Will ever come when you'll say "Girls, skipping doesn't pay."

On Tuesday morning at 9.30 the reporter for "In Cap and Gown" called at No. 6. At first sight the room appeared unoccupied but happening to glance towards the register She reported discovered Miss Jackson curled up in the Morris chair and diligently reading "The Idler"

"How is it you're here?" The reporter inquired.

Miss Jackson, in a moment of ungarded confidence, informed him that unusually she got up before eight and arrived