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CORRESPONDENCE 35.

Knight-of-St-Michael-and-St-George (K. Mc.G.)

We cannot understand why your moustache
does not flourish under the treatment you men-
tion, unless the top-dressing does not suit.
A hot application twice a week will probably
force the growth and an occasional raking
might be beneficial.

Accroche-Coeurs - "Frizetta" is the only preparation
we know of that will keep your fore-locks
in curl in damp weather. At all chemists.

Enquirer.
The Tennis-net is left up to prevent the
snow from drifting up against the college
wall.

A. Cracker.
Sorry we cannot advise you as to what means
you should pursue to make your fellow stu-
dents believe you have a great deal to do this term.
We imagine it is almost impossible