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betting as to who had drunk the most
beer and the feeling began to prevail
that instead of three sober Divinity
students, the place was polluted
by a trio of drunks. Color was lent
to this vile supposition by Mac becoming
slightly entangled when he gave them
the yell "V-a-r-s-i-t-y".
Three times did the crowd of eaters
change before our heroes had quenched
their thirst and satisfied their appetites
to make a list of all the choice dishes
they consumed would be too great a
feat of memory, so we will endeavor
to convey some idea by submitting the
fact that Mac's bill was only $3.85 [?]
it is easily own. That whatever Mac has
learned on his three year's sojourn among us
he has at least learned well "How to Entertain."