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Mistress Strangeluva
Georgia Rue

Ok, I admit it: I am a freak. Maybe. Or perhaps there is just a terrible stigma
against women being frank about their pornographic tendencies. I am not always in the
mood for porn since it doesn't rock my world the same way it does for so many men, but
here arre a few good reasons why, on occasion, this reasonably straight girl enjoys
watching man on man action.

First: You know how your gay friends are always going to the gym, buying stylish
clothes, and getting flattering haircuts? Well, gay porn is full of those guys! If a video is
chock full of lustworthy studmuffins, who cares if they want to get it on with each
other?

Second: It is so hard to find a straight porno with any kind of "real" women in
it. They're faking orgasms left and right, silicone is bouncing in all kinds of unnatural
ways, and don't even get me started on the hideous dye jobs. Who can get off when there
is all that fake shrieking going on? Men in gay porn are almost always really into it.
They
are not phoning it in. On the contrary, they often seem extremely happy to be there
swappin' manlove.

Third: You wanna kknow how to give a good blowjob? Let me put it this way:
brothers who have AND suck dick are the champs.

The procedure: So, you are intrigued. You are thinking my treatise makes sense.
How do you begin? I' start with a "solo" video aimed at gay men. They are just videos
of men pleasuring themselves in the company of a video camera. Veery nice. Once you
learn to love this, you are reaky to move on to full action. Make sure to check the back
of the box for pics! Sometimes the guy on the cover is not even in the video, and you
want to make sure you are getting an eyeful of your favorite hottie. Next, just ger over the
fact the they are going to practice butt love. You don't feak too much when it happens in
straight porn, do ya? Well, it's no different here. if it makes you feel jittery, just skip past
that to the oral scenes. There are also vids that focus on oral sex, but they are few and far
between. You might try getting some bi videos, but a warning: Most of these are short on
cuties, and often the men seem freaked out by having to do stuff with women. My guess
is that money can get a few gay guys to try women, but no amount of money can get a
straight guy to try fellas. (You're kidding, right, Paula? - ed.) Speaking of theis, another
warning: Do not try this experiment with your boyfriend unless he is bisexual or VERY
open-minded! No matter how politicaly correct he thinks he is, or how you believe he
has not one iota if homophobia in him, most men are extremely uncomfortable at the
thought pf anything faggy. On the other hand, maybe you will find a special connecton
to your guy via sharing the intimate fact that you want to experiment with pleasures
formerly foreign to you.

If all of the above is making you queasy, try some internet porn of gay oriented
magazine along with your favorite book of erotic short stories. Mentally cut and paste
gay man A to straight story B, and voila! You are on the road to a porn-induced frenzy.

Are you still reading? If I haven't scared you off by now, you are probably ripe for
an experience with gay porn. What are you waiting for --go get 'em!

32 Geek Weekly #19

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