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hicks4000 at Mar 13, 2019 05:27 PM

GW#3 - p21 (19)

El USO CORRECTO DE LOS CONDONES

1) Sujete bien la punta del condon entre los dedos pulgar e indice sobre la cabeza del pene erecto.

2) Apriete el receptaculo al final del condon (para sacar el aire que sobra dentro de la punta del condon).

3) Con la otra mano, enrolla el condon sobre el resto del pene (como el espermma puede salirse antes de la ejaculacion, el condon debe ponerse sobre el pene antes de cualquier contacto con la vagina).

4) Despues de la relacion sexual, saque el pene de la vagina antes de perder la ereccion con cuidado sujetando el condon sobre el pene al final del mismo (para prevenir que el condon se salga al sacar el pene).

5) Remueva el dondon y deshagase de el.

6) Use un dondon neuvo por cada acto o relaccion sexual.

Trojan Condom Company
6969 Slippery Root Drive
Drop Trouser, NC 21692

November 15, 1994

Dear

We regreat to inform you that we have rejected your application to [illegible, action?] and represent our product, TROJAN CONDOMS.

Although your general physical appearand is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feel that your wearing of our product in advertisements does not portray a positive, romantic image for our product. A [illegible, adjective], baggy, and wrinkled condom is NOT considered romantic.

We did admire your efforts to firm it up by using Poly Grip, but even then it slipped off before we could get the photographs taken. We would like to note, however, that yours is the first we have seen that looked like a bicycle grip.

We appreciate your interest and would like to thank you for your time. We will retain your application for possible future consideration. If by change we decide there is a market for mini-condoms, we will contact you.

We send greetings and sympathy to your lady.

Sincerely,

Burley Dick, President
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY, INC.

P.S. Remember our slogan:

COVER YOUR STUMP, BEFORE YOU HUMP!
DON'T BE SILLY... PROTECT YOUR WILLIE!
NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER!
BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER!
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT!
A TISKET, A TASKET, A CONDOM OR A CASKET!

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