record. There will be no phone calls telling me not to print anything.
When did you become Three Lesbian Folksingers?
Phillip: I don't want to talk about that. I liked the music, I'm just
embarrassed of the name. For the record, I liked the band, but I hate
the name. That's the reason I'm embarrased, because at the time we
thought the name was really funny because we were really immature
college students, but now I think the name is potentially offensive and
I'm PC.
GW: Yeah, and "UTPD Killer" is within the realm of PC.
Will: Well, that's a social statement of rebellion.
GW: What was the genesis of the Teen Titans?
Dean: Well, the Folksingers broke up and me and Phillip wanted
another band.
Phillip: We made Anna play bass and she learned how to play over the
summer.
Anna: They gave me a bass and said, "Here." And I said, "Okay."
Phillip: And my friend Darren was gonna play drums but he was
really shitty and me and him got into a big fight. But that's all in the
past now.
Will: So I was the only guy they knew that actually owned a drum kit,
that would actually be willing to do it.
Travis: Not that he knew how to play it, though.
Will: Not that I'm actually in the band, it's just that I was the only guy
they knew with a drum kit.
Phillip: I wish Will was in the band. He has lots of rhythm.
GW: Phillip, why do you always rub your dick on the mic when you're
performing?
Phillip: Do you mean for the song "Serpenteena"? That's to make fun
of my friends. 'Cause in the Three Lesbian Folksingers and the Teen
Titans I'd do it to a really humorous effect, 'cause it seemed like a
really dumb thing to do, and then they made fun of me for it, so I
always do it and look right at them, cause they think it's really funny.
Will: It's actually becasue the mic isn't grounded properly, and it
shocks him, so he likes that.
Dean: It's known to lengthen your penis size.
Phillip: Yeah, mine's all the way up to three inches now.
Dean: That's great, Phillip, keep at it.
GW: Do you have a mission? You're pretty much a recreational band
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