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main aim in life, but I would like to slug him
sometime for personal reasons. Like the time
I walked over to where he was sitting, with a
date. He introduced her to me as his wife,
me to her as his cousin, then placed a friendly
arm around my thighs and began snapping my
garters. There were 11 beer bottles on the table (I
counted later). I suppose one could achieve a
fair degree of favorable notoriety by pouring
the contents of some of the full ones down D.
Murphy’s back. Please don’t read any malice
into this, just a little scientific curiousity
regarding reactions. Now do you see how
useful a sociology major is?

Love,
Marcia