3

Manzanita Scandal.

"Girls! Girls!" gasped Miss -- -- in a
horrified whisper "A man is climbing
out of one of the windows!"

A moment of tense excitement, as four
pairs of eyes watched one masculine
foot followed by the other over the sill
was followed by suppressed giggles when
the whole figure emerged. The State
Superintendent had been calling on his
family and had taken a short cut home

Gooch: "Is Shannon over eating at the
Dining Hall?"
Morris -- Misinterprets meaning of question,
faints and cannot reply.

Miss Haywood not let Henriques
(Henry cuss).

When did the downfall of China and
the overthrow of Greece occur?
When Bowler dropped the tray of
dishes on the floor!

A Toast
Here's to the girls who proposed
To the deputy of district three;
And which one will get him depends
on her hair
For he prefers black, don't you see?