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Captain Absolute - "I've got too much of this
lip stuff on." One of the ladies gently rubs
the Captain's lips with a handkerchief
whereon he remarks, "There is more ways
than one of taking this stuff off and
this isn't the proper way."

"Mr. Cox you look sweet with that rouge on.
Say girls doesn't Mr. Hughes look swell -
Oh say aren't you nervous? Let's go
downstairs."
[drawn line]
So Mac stood in the hall
And watched the play go on
And murmured thro' it all
"Oh ain't [underlined] she sweet?"
[drawn line]
Mr. Horten sagely remarked the other day, "Well
life would [underlined] be dull wouldn't it without the
ladies?" Here! Here! Jim.
[drawn line]