Austin Fanzine Project

Geeks R neet.

THE GEEK REVOLUTION!! THE GEEK REVOLUTION!!

You've seen it everywhere- the geek glasses, the stupid shirts, dumb humor-- now find out how to properly nurture the budding little neo-geek hiding inside you! The following is a list of geek icons whom you should devote yourself to if you ever plan on getting nowhere:

JAD FAIR/HALF JAPANESE DAVE BARRY

coler me -> [coloring book image of Saturn

ELVIS COSTELLO ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN DANIEL JOHNSTON SOME CARTOONIST GUY NAMED CALLAHAN MAN OR ASTROMAN... JACKIE CHAN ALLY SHEEDY'S CHARACTER IN THE BREAKFAST CLUB DAIRY QUEEN EMPIRE CARLISLE MAXWELL JACKSON POLLACK MOST NEWSPAPER JOURNALISTS STRAIGHT EDGE KIDS

Note that most of these geeks are also punks, or at least qualify as being pretty fuckin' cool. LAST LAST

God Guy (Comics page)

Story by Daniel Johnston Art by Bill Jeffery ©2001

Hey!!!

Hey!! -- You heard about that God guy?

What about that God guy?

I used to know God personally.

What do you mean?

I couldn't hear nothin' ... but I think I began to know God on a street one day ...

On this street I saw a single tin can with no paint on it ...

The wind was blowing it around and the whole time there was a little roach in it ...

Then out of the blue I heard a voice say "Somebody talking about me?"

Then the moon came out and everyone saw their favourite t.v. show and yelled we want pizza!!!

We want pizza!! We want pizza!!!

Hey!! I want pizza too ...